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I’m still depressed, but how depressed I am varies, which is good. Much of the time, it’s a comfortable numbness that just makes things feel muted. Other times, I’m standing in the shower or something and I can feel the nothingness hurtling toward me at eight thousand miles per hour and there’s nothing I can really do aside from let it happen and wait until it goes away again.
Allie Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half (via thinsquids)

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If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......
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gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

 
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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

 
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cryptid-creations:

Daily Paint #627 - Shark Dentist by Cryptid-Creations

Had to go to the dentist a few hours ago and this little girl in the dentist office asked if gators and sharks had their own dentists x]

Cute! Follow cryptid-creations for amazing and adorable art!
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A great day. #IthacaBeerCo #friends #doug #erich #ithacany #newyork #ny

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Tagged erich ny newyork ithacabeerco ithacany doug friends

 


inallthingsbalance:

Raw Vegan Pizza

Crust (gluten-free, nut-free, oil-free)

1 cup ground flax seeds
1 cup ground raw buckwheat groats
1 cup of spring water
1 pinch of celtic or himalayan salt (optional)

Tomato sauce (oil-free)

3 ripe vine tomatoes
1 bell pepper
5 sun dried tomatoes (unsalted and oil-free)
1 garlic clove
2 table spoons of diced red onion
1 pinch of Celtic or Himalayan salt (optional)

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I will survive forever since my insides are preserved with chemicals.

 

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pixalry:

Jurassic Park Movie Posters - Created by Leonardo Paciarotti | Facebook

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